Your Invitation to be a Dartmouth Insider
My friends from home like to tell me, "Your stories about Dartmouth make no sense."
Well, at least they used to say that.
They had accepted that they would never truly understand what I meant 90% of the time.
They had accepted that they would never fully understand the awesome stories I shared about Dartmouth.
But no longer. I refuse to accept this devastating reality.
No longer will friends, parents, and relatives of Dartmouth students swim in the abyss of misunderstanding alone. Now, I will be their guide. I will be their shining beacon of light in the confusing swath of the world they feel they have not been invited to, nor do they understand.
I will light the way. I will invite them. I will help them understand.
No longer will friends and family constantly ask for clarification until one day they are too tired and they no longer ask what I mean. No longer must they just accept anything strange I say as part of "Part of Serena's world I will never understand."
Dartmouth students often use strange words and complicated phrases, casually dropping utter made-up nonsense into their stories and sentences—I hope to define these up-until-now unknown nouns and verbs.
So, I write this blog post for my friends from home, my parents, my family, and current and future Dartmouth first-years. I write this blog post not just to decode the strange Dartmouth code, but to invite you in.
So without further ado:
Your invitation to be a Dartmouth insider, aka the family and friends guide to understanding what Dartmouth students mean.
Enjoy :)

Foco:
The Class of 1953 Commons. Commonly thought to be called Foco due to the "fo" sound from 5 in 53 and the "co" from the beginning of "Commons". The real answer is nothing quite so elaborate: food court = Foco.
Loco and Doco:
There are two sides of Foco: Loco and Doco. One is a more modern light side and one is a more historic dark side filled with beautiful arches of dark wood. Light side Foco and dark side Foco. Hence the terms Loco and Doco.
Fookies:
Fookies are an essential part of the Foco lifestyle. Many students grab a fookie or two as they leave Foco, hence the term Fookie = a Foco cookie.
The Hop:
This one is tricky. This "The Hop" is actually a dining location called "The Courtyard Café." The other "The Hop" officially refers to the Hopkins Center for the Arts. Perhaps the courtyard cafe's proximity to the hop is why students call it "The Hop." Regardless, students use "The Hop" to refer to both locations.
Blobby:
Baker-Berry Library is one of the main libraries on campus. Baker is the older, more historic and "dark academia" part of the library.
Hence blobby = Baker lobby.
Baker lobby is a great study space. It is conducive for group work, facetimes with friends, or quiet work into the wee hours of the night. Strangely, I have made so many friendships here.
FFB, 2FB, 3FB, 4FB
- These terms refer to the different floors in Berry Library (the newer, more modern part of Baker-Berry Library). When I first arrived at Dartmouth, I had absolutely no idea what these words were. Now they are practically as familiar to me as breathing.
- FFB = First Floor Berry. Great for group projects and other collaborative things. Very lively. Noise level is normal.
- 2FB = Second Floor Berry. Many computer monitors. Great for working on group projects or individually. Noise level depends on which section of the floor you visit, varying from quiet to normal.
- 3FB = Third Floor Berry. Great for individual study or quietly working next to friends. Noise level is quiet.
- 4FB = Fourth Floor Berry. Great for individual study or working quietly next to a friend or two. Noise level is very quiet.
Flitz:
Let's break it down.
Flitz = flirty blitz
Blitz = an email (used to be nickname of former Dartmouth email system)
Therefore flitz = a flirty email
Fritz:
Fritz = friendly email/blitz
Woccom:
A walk around Occom Pond!
Croom: Croom = common room, specifically the Wheeler Hall fourth-floor common room. The fourth-floor common room has a long and storied history as being referred to as "the croom," just ask anyone who lives there. (check out my ode to Wheeler Hall blog post!)

Sunrike = sunrise hike
Sunsike:
Sunsike = sunsike hike
Check out my latest blog post to see pictures from my sunrike and sunsike!